A real-estate agent, had difficulty getting a listing from a customer whose theory was that "there is no substitute for experience." After he asked her a third time how many years she had been in the business, she told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical fact that Moses brought three tablets down from the mountain-two were the Ten Commandments and the other was my real-estate license!" She got the listing.
A FEW QUIPS AND QUIRKS:
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.
I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.
Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little John.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on the sides of their houses. Each floor had a different story.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.
House problem: The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.
Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.
